“Meal Ticket”

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For your reading pleasure. Here’s a racy piece of noir flash fiction I did a couple years ago, run by a site called Shotgun Honey. Language and violence warning applies.

“¡Myra, dos rellenos!” called the cook.

Gillian grabbed hot plates with bare hands and carried them to the only couple in the dining room. She’d never been with a Mexican, but the young man smelled like money, and she was due a new meal ticket.

“Dos rellenos,” announced Gillian in heavily accented Spanish. “¿Algo más?

“Not now, pretty lady,” said the man. “Later, maybe.”

Gillian smiled. “My name’s Myra. I’ll be here when you’re ready.” She winked. “Enjoy, Darlin’.”

The little brass bell on the door rang as two large men entered the little restaurant. Americans. Big city accents. A chill ran up her spine. They wore light jackets, despite the Chihuahua City heat outside. She watched them sit in the corner booth.

“Some fucking service over here?”

Oh, Fuck me.

She put a hand on her hip and turned, face blank as a bullet. The one facing her leered scanned her from sandals to freckled tits, but never looked at her face. A gold tooth flashed. One of Vinnie’s “associates.” She’d seen him from the windows of the house in Staten Island where Vinnie had kept her.

“Gillian,” said the one with his back to her. “Just when we we’re gonna quit looking, we hear about a pretty white girl hustling tables in this shithole town.” He threw up his hands and turned in his seat. For a bad moment, she thought the face was Vinnie’s.

“My name’s Myra.”

“Myra, Gillian, whatever. We got you.”

“Don’t know what you’re talkin’ about. Y’all want somethin’?”

Gold-tooth grinned. The Vinnie look-alike approached. “That’s some mouth on you.” He grabbed Gillian’s face in a right hand like a butcher’s block and squeezed until her full red lips protruded like strawberries. She didn’t bother to struggle. Gold-Tooth chuckled.

“I’m Joey. Vinnie’s cousin. From Philly. He never mentioned me?”

He released her, patted her cheek.

“Look, Joey…”

The hand shot up again, and Gillian’s head snapped back. Blood from her split lower lip spattered on the Mexican tough’s white shirt behind her.

The Mexican was out of his seat in a flash, his face twisted in outrage. The girlfriend tried to grab his wrist.
“Mi vida, no!” she said.

“You like hitting women, cabrón?” The Mexican advanced on Joey, big in the shoulders but still a head shorter than the gangster.

The cook rushed though the flapping doors into the dining room. “¿Qué pasa aquí?”

Gold-Tooth reached into his windbreaker and brought out a flat black Glock. The cook vanished.

Gold-Tooth fired two rounds into the kid’s chest, watched him fall. His feet drummed a tiny flamenco on the floorboards.

Gillian held her apron against the split lip and stood her ground. Nowhere to run anyway. A pistol appeared in Joey’s hand. Gold-Tooth, still seated, scanned out the window.

“I hear Vinnie got a little rough with you, but that ain’t cause to spray his fucking brains on the ceiling.” Joey looked at Gold-Tooth and motioned toward the sobbing girl. “Such a mess somebody had to clean up.”

“How ‘bout some beers?” Gillian dropped the apron and let the blood run down her chin. Joey paused to watch it run down her neck into the space between her tits. “Cooler heads and all.”

Gold-Tooth had the Mexican girl by the arm. He raised his eyebrows and jerked his head toward the door.
“Relax. The chief of policía is still counting his money.” Joey pointed his weapon at the ceiling and stepped toward Gillian. She parted her broken mouth and gave Joey the look that, once upon a time, made Vinnie so manageable.

Stupid wannabe Sicilian fuck.

He weighed a breast in his left hand, and probed inside her bra with the muzzle of his gun. Gillian released a calculated, barely-audible sigh.

Gold-Tooth had the Mexican girl laid on the table between two plates of chile rellenos. He’d stuck the gun in his waistband and had both hands full of young Azteca flesh. The girl’s breathing was rapid and shallow, and she stared unblinking at the ceiling.

“The day I drink Mexican beer, just put a fucking bullet in my head. Bring tequila. We’ll get acquainted first, talk business after.” He holstered his weapon. “You must have a good reason for whacking a Family boss. You play nice, I let you tell me.”

Gillian went to the bar, bent and reached underneath, closed her fingers over the sawed-off 12-gauge hanging above the shot glasses.

“Y’all want a single or a double shot?”

My Experience with Minimalist Running Shoes

ImageHere’s my experience over the past three years with so-called ‘barefoot’ running.

I bought a pair of Vibram Fivefingers Komodo Sport shoes last week, mostly for running. They’re the shoes on my feet in the photo, and they’re working out perfectly. I expect years of use out of them. Here’s why. 

In 2010 I purchased a pair of KSOs to try a different style of running. I’ve been running those KSOs ever since and only noticed that the soles are about to wear through last week. As you can see in the photo, the soles wore out long before the uppers would have. The KSOs are the only pair of running shoes I’ve ever gotten more than about six months’ use out of. There’s no foam padding to wear out, only an extremely tough Vibram sole, a 3mm insole, and my own feet. That’s it. I had a little heartburn paying around $100 for them in 2010, but that seems now to have worked out to half what I’ve paid in the past for traditional running shoes that I have to replace twice a year. 

I should say that I didn’t wear the KSOs to Army physical training because they aren’t allowed with the P.T. uniform. However, I’ve always done most of my running on my own, before or after work. I’d estimate the KSOs would have lasted me at least two years if I had worn them as my only running shoes the entire time. Since I’m leaving the Army this summer, I can now relegate my foam-padded shoes to lawn mowing footwear. 

After running on traditional shoes for seventeen years, pain in my knees and hips was about to force me to stop running. As a professional soldier, running is not only a way of life, but a part of my job. As of 2010, I was good for about four miles, then the pain set in. Looking for a way to alter my running technique to squeeze a few more miles out of my body, I read Christopher McDougall’s Born to Run and got the idea that if I discarded the artificial foot support I’d been taught to wear, perhaps my body could do its thing more naturally. That turned out to be true. Running has become one of my life’s joys rather than a chore to be endured. 

It’s important to say that back in 2010 it took at least three weeks in the KSOs to work back up to a regular four-mile run. I started with two miles and wished for the next few extremely sore days I had kept it to one. ‘Barefoot’ shoes force one to run on the balls of the feet, striking mid-foot rather than on a cushioned heel. This takes some breaking in. It’s like learning to run all over again, and it’s not for everyone. My wife gave it a try, got shinsplints, and had to go back to traditional running shoes. For me, barefoot running is the most natural way to go. Maybe it has something to do with growing up in Florida and spending a lot of time barefoot as a kid. My brother and I used to challenge each other to run across a cow pasture full of sand spurs to see who could run lightly enough not to have feet full of the painful, thorny seeds on the far side. We got pretty good at it.

So, the Komodos appear to be of the same lightweight, quality construction as my old KSOs, but have a bit more protection for my feet without sacrificing road feedback. One thing I love about these shoes is being able to feel the textures of whatever I’m running over without worrying about things like broken glass. If you’re planning to go minimalist on rocky trails, I suggest trying the KSO Trek or another Fivefingers shoe with the similar thicker, lugged sole.

I took a close look at Vibram’s Bikila model as well, but it seems too specialized for road running. The Komodos are a bit more versatile. 

As for Cons or drawbacks, the only things I can think of are that if you’re going to run in these, you have to look where you put your feet. If you step on a rock, you’ll feel it and possibly bruise your foot. They’re basically a foot glove. Also, and this is kind of negligible, you may get dandelions stuck between your toes when running through a meadow. Just laugh and pull ‘em out. 

Elance.com: Don’t Bother.

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I tried something new last week. I joined Elance.com hoping to pick up some freelance work. What I found was a teeming mob of writers in the developing world, semi-literate in English and willing to work for a dollar or two per hour. One job, for example, offered fifty cents per article for twenty 500-word articles.

Surely you jest, said I.

We shit you negative, said Elance.

Oh, and another thing. They sold my email address. So, although I’ve cancelled my membership, (which took three attempts) I receive a tsunami of email spam each and every morning. 

Lesson learned. 

Things look different from here.

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Raul Castro, left, with has his arm around second-in-command, Ernesto “Che” Guevara, in their Sierra de Cristal Mountain stronghold south of Havana, Cuba, during the Cuban revolution, 1958

 

Doing some research for a book, I came across this quote from J.F. Kennedy and think it’s an interesting example of how the strata of history can alter the way things look.

“I believe that there is no country in the world including any and all the countries under colonial domination, where economic colonization, humiliation and exploitation were worse than in Cuba, in part owing to my country’s policies during the Batista regime. I approved the proclamation which Fidel Castro made in the Sierra Maestra, when he justifiably called for justice and especially yearned to rid Cuba of corruption. I will even go further: to some extent it is as though Batista was the incarnation of a number of sins on the part of the United States. Now we shall have to pay for those sins. In the matter of the Batista regime, I am in agreement with the first Cuban revolutionaries. That is perfectly clear.”

— U.S. President John F. Kennedy, interview with Jean Daniel, 24 October 1963

JFK said this more than three years after the Castro regime had nationalized all U.S. property on the island, including my great uncle Marcus Clark’s livelihood at the time, a large sailboat he chartered out for cruises between Tampa and Havana.